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This is a short story me and my brother, Liam, made up. Liam is eight, and he made a good chunk (a little more than half) of the story. That's why it's really silly. Plus I'm obsessed with LOTR (lord of the rings). His name was supposed to be Bartholomew Bill Poppins, but my brother said Bilbo and I said Baggins, and thus was born Bartholomew Bilbo Baggins.

Le StoryEdit

Once upon a time there was a person named Bartholomew Bilbo Baggins. He was stupid. So he went to the market and looked at the potatoes. He ate the dirt the potatoes were growing in. Bartholomew Bilbo Baggins was satisfied and stupid. Next he looked at the onions. He ate the dirt the onions were growing in instead of the onions. Bartholomew Bilbo Baggins was satisfied and stupid. Next he looked at the tomatoes. He ate the dirt the tomatoes were growing in instead of the tomatoes.

(My brother wrote this next part)

Bartholomew Bilbo Baggins was stupid.

Bartholomew Bilbo Baggins was stupid.

Bartholomew Bilbo Baggins was stupid.

Bartholomew Bilbo Baggins was stupid.

(Okay all done with my brother writing... not really.)

BBB was stupid so he found a dirt woman. He ate her. He was satisfied and stupid, but he was also lonely. So he found a lady, Beatrice Bella Bobbins. He married her and they had 5 billion children The End.

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